Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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