perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
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Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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