Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
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