I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
that may or may not have been my penis.
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