You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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