help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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