I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
home. puking in laundry basket.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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