it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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