my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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