The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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