scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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