He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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