I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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