Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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