windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.