Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.