Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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