She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
