Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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