Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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