No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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