I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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