Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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