My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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