Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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