Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
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Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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