Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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