my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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