Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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