Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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