No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
barbara walters just said penis...
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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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