I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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