Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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