it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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