he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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