i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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