Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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