I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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