But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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