have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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