Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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