i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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