how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
