after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!