found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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