I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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