So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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