whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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