also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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