Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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