I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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