She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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