I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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