yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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