He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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