the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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